chicagorgasm: ‘who do you like?’ or dare
sassyrichter: STOP SCROLLING AND PUT YOUR MOUSE OVER THIS
sweetflint: hey i just met you but what bands do you like
Plot twist: Everybody is still friends when the game of Monopoly is over.
Bigger plot twist: Monopoly game is over
When people say my OTP isn't real.
You: hey could you sign my albu-
Band member: oh my god it's you. You're that girl that has a blog about me and my bandmates. I stalk you most of the time whenever we have breaks during practices. I finally got to meet you in person ohmygod this is the best day of my life. I edit our selfies together so it would look like we're actually together. Wait i have it in my wallet. I hope you're not creeped out. It's just that i really like you and what i'm trying to say is that i love you please marry me.
Band member: i mean let me sign your cd for you
dingoinnuendo: every time someone on my dash says theyre having an unfollowing spree and then a little while later i check back and theyre still following me im
dirkinabox: who needs names when I can just refer to everyone as peasant
paulmccallme: can i send this to my math teacher
If I can talk to you and not be judged, reblog...